Get the Dulwich Hamlet fixtures on your phone or computer

On your computer

  •  open Google Calendar.
  •  On the left side, find “Other calendars” and click the down arrow .
  •  Select Add by URL.
  •  Enter https://calendar.google.com/calendar/ical/dulwichhamlet%40gmail.com/public/basic.ics
  •  Click Add calendar. The calendar will appear on the left side under “Other calendars.”

On your iPhone

  • Launch the Settings app on your iPhone or iPad.
  • Tap on Mail, Contacts, Calendars.
  • Tap on Add Account… under the Mail section.
  • Tap on Other.
  • Tap on Add Subscribed Calendar under the Other section.
  • Paste https://calendar.google.com/calendar/ical/dulwichhamlet%40gmail.com/public/basic.ics

I’ve done this as a Hamlet fan for free. I will endeavour to keep it up to date (including scores) but I’m making no promises of definitive accuracy. Please check with the club before setting off – I’m not responsible for any wasted journeys or inconvenience etc.

If there are any errors, please let me know.

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Come on you Hamlet!

Get the Euro 2016 fixtures on your calendar

On your computer

  •  open Google Calendar.
  •  On the left side, find “Other calendars” and click the down arrow .
  •  Select Add by URL.
  •  Enter https://www.google.com/calendar/ical/mesnerlyons.com_1cekr7hg3lln0494sq5n6c4fe4%40group.calendar.google.com/public/basic.ics
  •  Click Add calendar. The calendar will appear on the left side under “Other calendars.”

On your iPhone

  • Launch the Settings app on your iPhone or iPad.
  • Tap on Mail, Contacts, Calendars.
  • Tap on Add Account… under the Mail section.
  • Tap on Other.
  • Tap on Add Subscribed Calendar under the Other section.
  • Paste https://www.google.com/calendar/ical/mesnerlyons.com_1cekr7hg3lln0494sq5n6c4fe4%40group.calendar.google.com/public/basic.ics

UPDATE
It looks from all the ‘delivery failure’ emails that unexpectedly appeared in my inbox tonight that something I don’t understand triggered an email to all subscribers to this calendar. Sorry about that –  I just updated with tonight’s results as always. I hope it doesn’t happen again.

And the winner is…

And the winner is…

• • • CONGUFFULATIONS TOM RALSTON • • •
The final table
Sorted first by points and then by nearness to time of first goal in final
1 Tom Ralston 104
2 Dan McGrath 103
3 ITS ME dAVEY C 101
4 Paul Weigh 99
5 Keith Pringle 98
6 Darren Hanson 98
7 Nik Goodman 97
8 Dean Robson 96
9 Kels 96
10 simon andrews 95
11 Alejandro 95
12 Starrman 95
13 Bob Steadman 94
14 Tony power 94
15 Jason Nicholas 93
16 Gordon 93
17 Simon V 93
18 Carl 93
19 Martin Borrett 93
20 Andy Young 92
21 Eddie 91
22 Gary Jackson 91
23 Paul Dewey 91
24 James W 91
25 Nick Townend 91
26 Dan Jamieson 90
27 Tim Fiddies 90
28 Darren Gavigan 90
29 Eamonn Newell 90
30 John Timmins 90
31 Offical worldguff wife® 90
32 Rory 89
33 Caspar 89
34 –I AM GUFFBOT– 88
35 Andrew Hartland 87
36 Stevie A 87
37 Joe Williams 87
38 The white Goat (Claude) 87
39 Tom Borrett 86
40 Paul Shaw 86
41 Luca Townend 85
42 Chris Riddle 85
43 Matt Brooke-Smith 84
44 The Yank 84
45 Andrew Robb 84
46 Leanne Patterson 84
47 Terry Runham 84
48 Harvey Crook 83
49 James Freedman 82
50 Jon D 81
51 Barnesy 81
52 Johnny T 81
53 Paul Harrington 81
54 Victor Cabrera 81
55 DK 80
56 David Hickson 79
57 Paul Revy 79
58 Jake Clarkson 78
59 Neil Pringle 77
60 David Patterson 77
61 Chrissieboy 76
62 Chris Vallow 75
63 Matthew Woodeson 75
64 Tim Blythe 75
65 Guy Warley 75
66 jim chambers 72
67 Paul 72
68 Fliss 72
69 Brian Roberts 71
70 Johnno Nolan 68
71 Steve Day 67
72 Kate Williamson 66
73 Jeremy Crisp 66
74 Gary Taylor 64
75 Cephas 63
76 Julie 62
Excel-lent
Some nosey parker has submitted a Freedom of Guff Information request, so we here at the usually secretive WorldGuff Towers are pulling back our data curtains. See all the entries here
That's all folks
See you in two years

Final weekend preview

Final weekend preview

Poor old Brazil
If only there was a German word for enjoying someone else's misfortune

Argentina injury worries
Zalabeta are you better, are you well, well, well?
Standings
#worldguff industries have teasing and suspense as core corporate values, so we are concealing the points. But these are the top 10 guffers, in rank order, going into the final game…
Guffer Points
Dan McGrath ???
ITS ME dAVEY C ???
Tom Ralston ???
Keith Pringle ???
Dean Robson ???
Paul Weigh ???
Alejandro ???
Darren Hanson ???
Nik Goodman ???
Tony power ???
That German Midfield, yesterday
We answer the BIG questions
Semi-famous

Semi-famous

Everyone loves a semi 
But who will prevail? Who has the strength and ruthless streak to win this brutal Guff of Thrones?

Today we look at some of the GUFF ELITE. These hard-boiled guerrillas of guff are sitting cockily in the finely upholstered, dodo-skinned seats at the worldguff top table.
Wipe your feet and watch your mouth, for we are in the presence of greatness. Who are these people? What are their secrets? And no, you can't touch them. 
The contenders
Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the dogs of guff
Yorkshire Special: guest edited by Geoff Boycott

Yorkshire Special: guest edited by Geoff Boycott

NOW SIT DOWN AND LISTEN TO ME

YOU'VE ALL GONE SOFT. MY OLD MUM COULD GET MORE POINTS THAN YOU LOT. IT'S WHAT I CALL PATHETIC.
YOU'VE JUST GOT TO KEEP BANGIN' IT DOWN THE GUFF OF UNCERTAINTY.
DIG IN!
1 Dan McGrath 103
2 ITS ME dAVEY C 101
3 Keith Pringle 98
4 Tom Ralston 98
5= Dean Robson 96
5= Paul Weigh 96
7 Darren Hanson 95
8= Nik Goodman 94
8= Tony power 94
10 Alejandro 92
11 Paul Dewey 91
12= Carl 90
12= Eamonn Newell 90
12= Gordon 90
12= Jason Nicholas 90
12= Kels 90
12= Martin Borrett 90
12= Offical worldguff wife® 90
12= Simon V 90
20= Andy Young 89
20= Caspar 89
20= Rory 89
20= simon andrews 89
24= Bob Steadman 88
24= Eddie 88
24= James W 88
24= Nick Townend 88
28= Andrew Hartland 87
28= Darren Gavigan 87
28= Joe Williams 87
31= Starrman 86
31= Tom Borrett 86
33= –I AM GUFFBOT– 85
33= Chris Riddle 85
33= Gary Jackson 85
36= Dan Jamieson 84
36= John Timmins 84
36= Leanne Patterson 84
36= Stevie A 84
36= Terry Runham 84
36= The white Goat (Claude) 84
36= Tim Fiddies 84
43= Harvey Crook 83
44 Luca Townend 82
45= Andrew Robb 81
45= Johnny T 81
45= Jon D 81
45= The Yank 81
49 Paul Shaw 80
50= David Hickson 79
50= James Freedman 79
50= Paul Revy 79
53= Barnesy 78
53= Matt Brooke-Smith 78
53= Paul Harrington 78
53= Victor Cabrera 78
57= David Patterson 77
57= DK 77
59= Chris Vallow 75
59= Jake Clarkson 75
59= Matthew Woodeson 75
59= Tim Blythe 75
63 Neil Pringle 74
64 Chrissieboy 73
65= Fliss 72
65= jim chambers 72
65= Paul 72
68 Brian Roberts 71
69 Kate Williamson 66
70 Johnno Nolan 65
71 Steve Day 64
72 Cephas 63
72 Guy Warley 63
72 Jeremy Crisp 63
75 Gary Taylor 61
76 Julie 59
I'VE NEVER LIKED THE DUTCH. VERY SOFT. THEY'RE NO GOOD AT CRICKET, UNSPORTING IN PENALTY SHOOT-OUTS AND THEY'VE NICKED BLACKPOOL'S KIT. 
I DO LIKE THAT KATY PERRY, THOUGH.